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wood pusher

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard. me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher....

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TAZCAR

n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms. "Matt and I got...

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shipper

n. Someone who resides in or looks like the reside in a township, i.e., Dearborn Heights, MI. These folks are generally trashy and put the ass in class. Look at this fuckin shipper

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avp

v. To beat someone senseless, see ron artest. Referencing the film; Alien versus Predator Mitch: Eh, let me get one of your beersMe: If you touch my beer, I'll go avp on your ass!

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do what now?

n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're. Person: Mumble mumble...

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third option

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt. Mitch: You get some aisss last night?Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

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stroh's

n. Beer found in, among other places i'm sure, tha D that tastes kinda bad yet is cheap and, in some cirlces, hip. Me: Eh Mitch, did you get a caser?Mitch: Yeah, I got a thirty of Stroh's

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Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk. I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.

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smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick. Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

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choker

n. A cigarette, smiggle, moke, or cancer stick Dude: Eh dog, lemme get a choker.

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the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something. Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

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the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint. The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

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bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle. Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

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melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts. Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

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bumble brothers

n. Used when two dudes are combining forces to do something stupid. Me: Hey, there goes Joe and Dan, I think they said they were gonna steal some lawn ornaments.Other guy: Fuckin bumble brothers!

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and some people like cucumbers pickled

phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show. Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?Guy: If you don't...

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Dearborn

n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored...

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